Don't be jealous

I recently purchased a new mate straw and it is the most amazing thing ever! It has this spring type thing at the bottom. It never gets clogged, I never suck up any yerba, and it's also cool to look at. So, don't be a hater.... I'm just super cool with my new straw!

Aaaahhhhh, Maui
...what more can we say??

New Swear word

The other day Andrew asked me what people in China do to flip someone off. Wierd question. I said, "the same thing they do here." Joey said, "What does that mean?" Andrew explained a little. Joey then asked,"What does it mean when someone does that?" Andrew said it means the same as the "F" word. Joey thought for a few seconds and said "Oh, f......upid." Fubid, yep.